~ Bone Yard ~
Ho! Ho! Laugh now. Few laughs lie ahead!
Sally Rand??
Did the title fool you?
To you younger folks: Sally was a nude fan dancer
Satchmo did not dig Gabriels call!
"Oh when those saints.
Go marching in."
Cool Dude
My!What Extraordinary imagination
Whoa! What's this spooky thing!
Francis the flying skeleton wouldn't stay buried! The devil told him he was an angel...
Voted least likely to succeed and most likely to die young!
Clide was 29 when he croaked!
(Read my Cold Turkey Patch - Help to stop smoking. CLICK!)
Judge these previous human beings on a horror scale of one to ten!
7 *5 6 **4 9 9.5
* Disobeyed instructions-Did not stop turning-2 points deducted !
** Improper gesture - 3 Points deducted!
Nothing's perfect
A few late comers!
5 * Disqualified 9
*Improper enhancement
Violence in the Bone Yard. It's everywhere!
Help! Help! Save me ! I've been buried alive.
Please sign in mystery Spook!
Walker Joe Jackson
Pleaaase! Pleaaase! Let me rest in peace!
LOOK OUT! DUCK!
Elvis
Nobody knows the trouble i've seen!
Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm going to get you for this!
Shake Rattle and Roll!
Dem bones! Dem bones! Dem dry bone...
Where'd Shorty come from?
Oooh! Out of his crypt!
One for the money! Two for the show! Three to get ready! Now Go Cat go!
Walker Joe respect the dead!
"Come up and see me some time big boy!"
Sleep perchance to fantasize!
"She came to me from out of nowhere?"